No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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