why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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