Small penises have feelings too.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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