your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
