On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
thus making me awesome and them whores
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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