I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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