after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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