i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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