...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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