so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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