Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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