I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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