look no pants
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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