You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
there is glitter all over my balls
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