I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I want to have your abortion
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You have to summon your inner elephant
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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