it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize