Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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