Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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