i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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