My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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