**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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