put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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