I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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