what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize