I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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