Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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