You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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