Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just want nice things and good sex
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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