If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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