I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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