I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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