singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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