Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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