i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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