He is an equal opportunity slut.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
