Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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