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...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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