And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
