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(310): View more from California

he wants to bone in the snuggie

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(623): View more from Arizona

just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"

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(757): View more from Virginia

6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

some bitch filled my sink with salsa.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?

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