is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize