The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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