so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You don't make any sense
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