But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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