P.S. I can't hear my feet
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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