She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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