Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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