i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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