butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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