porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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