I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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