i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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