You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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