the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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