Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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