She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have fence marks all over my body
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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