is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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